-Edogawa Prefecture, City of Tokyo-
-Souryou All Girls High School-
Basketball Club
How about going to Shibuya's 109* today? (*note: Shopping mall)
Ah~ Shall we go?
Because recently I've gotten a lot of email coupons from them.
Oh no...
Aya, let's go to Shibuya.
Why...?
What happened, Aya?
Someone did it again.
Is something missing again?
My underwear and socks are gone.
Unbelievable!
Because the last time we changed the lock,
only the teacher had the pass key.
Gross.
This means that someone broke the lock.
You, go and call a teacher.
Yes.
Press it!!
Do it three times faster!
I'm not Char*, you know! (* Char is the name of a character in Gundam)
Hurry up!
I know!
Hurry up, I said!
I know~
Save the captain!
It's going to be fine! It's going to be fine!
Saya-chan!
We'll have you revived soon!
I can't!
I can't hold back any longer.
Towards the current high school idol Saya-chan,
you can't behave so sexually to her!
It's forbidden!
You're in my way!
Oh, it's a customer~!
- It's a customer! - That doesn't matter!
Hurry up!
Yees, I'm coming!~
Hurry up!
You're so mean!
Yamamoto, that bastard,
I'm the boss here, after all.
Excuse me.
Can one ask you to exchange locks as well?
Sure.
Then...
What shall we do, Sakura?
What happened?
We can ask him, right?
If you're so suspicious of other people, we won't be able to ask anyone.
So..why are you-
Saru!
You damn bastard, I told you not to steal ice cream from other people's fridges!
Because Grandma told me to eat, I ate.
You ate 5 pieces, 5!
Then where should I go in summer?!
Are you an ice bear or what?!
Are you some zoo's ice bear or what??
Oh, Matsunaka-sensei.
Ritsuko~
Long time no see.
You know her?
It's my teacher from high school, how many times do I have to tell you~
First time I've heard about it.
What happened?
You too...
Ah, I live around the corner.
Well, and I'm his childhood friend.
Actually,
I'm in charge of the basketball team and the locker room
was broken into.
And her belongings have been stolen a couple of times.
That's why you're here-
But...someone who steals ice cream...
Ahh, it's fine~
Even though he looks stupid,
he does his work very properly.
She became very suspicious of everyone.
It's fine, leave it to him.
This means...
I'll work at an all-girls' school?
At the highschool,
I'll be able to sneak into an all-girls school.
"Sneak in" is a bit...
What did you say?
Well, it's going to be fine.
They'll do their work properly.
I've heard your talk.
So what's the talk about?
He's always like that.
Naked you know, right? Right?
Saru Lock
Translators: calpisuu Spot Translator: Hermux Timing: furransu Checker: mikabella
I never thought we'd have such a paradise in the same world...
I...
I want to be reborn as a highschool girl.
You don't want to do your best and become a teacher?
Ye, because I don't want to do my best.
Just...if you're a highschool girl, you're a girl just like them, you know.
Ah, you're right!
For real.
Ah, that's right.
That'd be the worst.
Why are you following me?
Eh? Because...
Saru and Yamamoto are one, you know?
Usually you don't follow me to work,
it's only this time!
Just quit it already!
Why can this guy take pictures?
You should punish him!
He's a pervert!
He's a teacher.
Our music teacher, Moteyama-sensei.
It's rude to call me a pervert!
He's taking pictures for the graduation album.
Uhm..
What?
Can you give me some photos?
Stop fooling around, please.
Can you finally check the lock?
In the beginning we secured it with a padlock,
but after the first theft, we changed it to a lock using a key.
But...there was another theft,
we changed it again, with the same result.
Is it only your things that get stolen, Aya-san?
Yes...
I wonder why?
Well, I guess that makes sense.
That was incredibly rude.
I understand!
In order to avoid future thefts,
I'll do my best!
Please...do so.
Yes, I will!
Ah, don't push, idiot, don't push!
That was too long.
Don't push, idiot!
That was too long.
Right?
Then, I'll install a lock
no one will be able to break!
- Onegaishimasu~ - Onegaishimasu~
Huh?
What happened?
This..
wasn't broken...
Seems like the criminal used a key.
But only me and Matsunaka-sensei have the pass key.
But there are no scratches from a crack.
There's no way to break the lock without making any scratches?
Well, it's not impossible.
I got it.
The teacher is the rat!
Stop saying nonsense!
Have you recently lent the key to someone?
I haven't.
I bring the key to the indoor sporting arena everytime.
I don't know.
The locksmith who changed the key the last time has got one key.
No, no matter what, I don't think a locksmith would do something like that.
-Everyone looks at Saru with accusing eyes.-
No!
-Faculty Room-
It's better to tell the police!
Yes, I told the principal to report it.
But I was told to change the lock and see what happens.
Why?
For a private high school, a scandal would be horrible!
If the public finds out that someone broke into the basketball team's locker room,
the popularity would drop immediately!
The number of prospective students will drop,
the number of students would drop too.
Well, I think it's enough to change the lock.
Then, I'll buy things to prepare for the replacement.
Please do so~
Matsunaka-sensei, today seems to be very stressful.
Yes.
Because of the theft?
Yes, I'll patrol from now on.
You better take care that the belongings of the art department don't get stolen.
No way-
Because our nude statues are very sexy, you see.
Please stop it.
Then, I'll go first.
Thank you for your hard work!
-Souryou All-Girls High School Yearbook-
-Class of 2001-
No way...
There's no way that-
Making a new pass key without having the original pass key,
I can only think of a pro.
But how?
Huh?
Normally, as soon as you get your hands on the pass key,
you can immediately make a second pass key by using clay.
If you press the key on the clay,
you can get its form.
Ah, this is troublesome...
Seems like we have to investigate some more...
If we can't call the police,
there's no choice but trying on our own, right?
Yes, ONLY the two of us.
Saru-kun~ Let's finally start dating!
There's no need for that.
- Ritsuko! - Ritsuko!
Everyone from the basketball team went home already,
there's nothing left to get stolen.
There's a deep mystery in this case.
That's what I thought, and see what you're doing?
It's my former school, don't do embarrassing things!
We're only here to protect every highschool girl
from another crime-
No, you're not.
You only want to enjoy the view.
Busted~
Don't say it out loud!
Ok, the end! Let's go home.
Yamamoto!
Don't behav- You'll get laughed at!
Act your age!
What~ Everyone knows about it!
The sports hall's ghost?
The rumour about the 7 mysteries still exists.
7 mysteries?
Ah, you often see them.
This: 7 Mysteries of the School
The first one is actually pretty funny.
If a male teacher enters the music room,
at midnight a very lusty woman will appear
and they have sex while singing.
You can only laugh, can't y-
Huh?
If it's a rumour about a 'ghost',
it actually means that someone has done it before!
I know!
It's the ghost of our dreams!
Amazing dreams!
Me too~
-Music room-
What a nice bedroom!
It's the sound only a lusty woman can play!
-Saru's dream-
Do~
Re~
Mi~
And this..
Could this be 'Fa'?~
And this..
So.
Yeees!! (*Sou means 'that's right')
Wait! Wait!
Don't rush!
If it's really a ghost,
then there's a possibility that our lives will be taken right when we do it with her.
I don't mind!
If it is a lusty female teacher who takes my life, then it's an honour.
We
have been together since we were kids.
The end of our life is too quick.
If...
you survive,
can you please bury my bones in this all-girls' school's grounds?
What are you guys doing here?
You again...
A man?
Saru, the criminal doesn't seem to be here.
Shall we go somewhere else?
Yes.
Criminal?
Ahh~
No luck.
I can't find them.
I'm sure they went home.
Considering their high tension,
I don't think they went home like that.
They can't be that concerned about it.
You shouldn't underestimate them, sensei.
Let's wait like this until it gets dark.
Who are you?
Mari?
It's dangerous to walk home alone.
Let's go home together.
Thank you.
I wanted to
ask you something for a long time.
What?
-Souryou All-Girls High School-
The light is still on in the staff room!
This means someone is still in there!
What shall we do, Saru?
If they find us, it's obviously a crime we're committing right now!
Don't say nonsense!
We're here to prevent another crime!
It's like we're patrolling!
I see!
Furthermore, we're only going to the music room to prevent another crime.
You're right!
But...But
This..this...
sense of justice isn't something to brag about.
That's why-that's why-that's why-
we're hiding. Got that?
Saru, you're cool.
Shut up! Let's go!
-Staff room-
If we're using the main entrance,
then we'll definitely have to pass the staff room to get to the music room!
How about unlocking the back entrance and sneaking in?
No!
Forcing our way in is something we will not do!
Then we have no choice but to pass the staff room?
It's too dangerous!
We never know when the teacher will come out!
Damn it,
while we're here, in the music room,
a lusty female teacher is waiting!
We have to hurry in order to assuage her appetite.
What shall we do?
This way! This way!
We have to climb up.
In this business, there are many ways to unlock.
Let's go.
Wa-Wait!
Even if he get there,
the window is closed!
Are you stupid, Yamamoto?!
In there there's a lusty female teacher,
as soon as she sees me, then she'll immediately open the window!
I see!
- Let's go! - Wait!
If you fall, you're dead!
What shall we do?
Do you want to continue living here,
or up there with the lusty female teacher?
Which do you choose?
As a man,
there are times when you have to risk your life.
What will you do...
Die as an 'Almost-Virgin'?
I don't want to be told that by 'Full-Virgin' Saru!
What..will you do??
I want to do it.
I want to do it with the lusty female teacher.
There you go...
Saru.
I can't any more!
Yamamoto, do your best!
We've almost reached the lusty body.
I can't!
I can't!!
I can't!
I can't!!
We have to do this together!
Tonight, we're going to say goodbye to our virginity!
Saru, can I ask you something?
What?
The lusty female teacher,
counts as doing her job, right?
Of course.
My dream...
can be fulfilled...
by the lusty teacher, right?
Do your best for your dream!
-Yamamoto's dream-
Me..
Me!
Play me...like an organ!!
This..!, damn it...!
And where is the lusty female teacher?
She's not here yet.
Then, this is the chance to-
aren't you a bit too serious?
It's better to have less clothes on.
Don't be mistaken!
The lusty female teacher enjoys to undress the man.
I see.
Ah!!
This is bad!
What happened?
What shall I do, Saru?
I am...wearing my pants from 3 weeks ago.
And...I didn't taken a bath yesterday.
Are you for real?
That's it.....
Yamamoto...
What...?
Me too!
My underwear, they're the kiddy kind, and I put them on a long time ago!
No help...
-How they both imagined it-
It stinks!
What were you thinking?!
I wanted to sleep with both of you,
but what's with this disgusting smell!
Why don't you jump into a waste disposal!
It's too early to give up.
Then what shall we do?
We'll throw them away!
No pants!
Oh, no pants?
We'll go wild with no pants!
I see.
I see...
But what about the fact that we haven't taken a bath?
We're going to take one now.
Saru,
school is awesome, don't you think?
The faucet is pointed right at me!
How is it? How?
We're the first ones here!
We're the only prey today!
Finally!
Ye, finally~
Hide! Hide!
- Crap! I forgot my clothes! - Huh?
Is it the lusty female teacher...
or is it only a patrol?
We just have to wait for the lusty female teacher!
- She's here! - She's here!
Then the rumour was true!
It's hot.
This is bad.
It...
stiffens.
Is someone there?
Oh no...
mine too.
Someone is there, right?
Come out.
I'll sleep with you.
- It's the lusty female teacher! -It's the lusty female teacher!
Now~
Come~!
- Saru, let's go! - Yes, let's go!
1, 2...
Onegaishimasu!
And what were you doing, bastards?!
You two...You're completely obsessed!
The patrol just now...was you?
Yes.
I could hear a nasal breathing behind the drums
that's why I asked Ritsuko for help.
Listen,
you're adults now,
so stop believing in the 7 mysteries!
But, those 7 mysteries...
It's nothing.
Well then-..
How serious have you guys been...!
Hey, I don't care, but replace the locker room's lock as soon as possible.
This should do the trick.
I installed a very good lock.
Thank you.
Then I'll give the two pass keys
to Matsunaka-sensei and Aya-chan.
I've handed them over to you.
- Everyone, go in! - Yees!
I'm here~
You're late, Saru!
It's been only 18 minutes...
Yes, yes...hurry up and unlock the lock!
This girl has an important exam tomorrow,
that's why she wants to study as soon as possible!
I'm sorry.
I'll open it, but be careful.
This policeman
often says to cute girls that he's on patrol
and keeps on dropping by.
What are you talking about? As if I'd do such a thing!
You'll have a hard time, now he knows where you live.
Please, stop!
You! She's taking it seriously!
You, who can only protect the beauties.
It's a lie, a l-
Well then, I'll collect the money another day.
You, what were you-
Why do you always interfere?
Onegaishimasu.
Toraji.
Why don't you hang the key around your neck?
Hey,
-porno book-
I'm sorry, sorry
I'll open it!
- It's hot~ - It's hot~
Eh?
-Kimi no subete morau- (I will take all you have)
Aya-chan!
Saru.
It was you, wasn't it?
You stole it?
Stop it, Sakura.
Because...you're the only one who also has a pass key.
I'm sorry, Saru-kun.
She's just confused.
Is it the pass key again?
It is the pass key.
It's the pass key again.
Why?
Since I got the pass key, I haven't taken it out from my desk!
And you, Aya-chan?
I didn't give it to anyone.
And do you have a lock on your desk?
Of course.
I had the desk key with me all the time.
It's the 7 mysteries.
It's the sport hall disappearing girl!
Sports hall...
Stop talking nonsense!
-To be continued-
Aya was attacked.
Who has made a pass key and how?
Oh, you!
A similar crime happened 7 years ago.
You've been looking at this area, haven't you?
The criminal is among us!